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Survey Question
Who has found the g-spot since my lesson accompanied by an articulately detailed g-spot map?
If you missed it, let me know. I’ll dig up the link. If I wasn’t rrrrrrrrreal fuckinghigh right now, I’d do it for you.
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Person Gets Baptised, Drowns, Haunts By Form Of Underwater Farts
RIO VISTA (CBS13) ― Rescuers have called off the search for a 22-year-old man feared drowned during a baptism in the San Joaquin Delta.
The Hispanic man disappeared under the water late Sunday afternoon near the Brannan Island State Recreation Area, northeast of the San Francisco Bay, according to Coast Guard officials.
A Sacramento County Drowning Accident Rescue Team (DART) joined the underwater search for the missing man, whose identity has not been released.
Officials called off the search Sunday night.
How Hugh Grant and I Get Laid? Here’s the science bishes.
I’m kinda glad I’m not in the picture with the pony size version of Carrie Bradshow formerly named Julia Roberts, the girl that played that whore that got a sugardaddy that didn’t beat the shit out of her. Is it called Notting Hill? The porno with random skanks called Not Inda Hilt was the only film I’m familiar with in regards to the similar name.
Besides, they’re both about the same thing. The movies that is.
Article from Daily Daily Mail
The MOST effective way to get a woman into bed is by running yourself down, say scientists
By Olinka Koster
Last updated at 8:52 PM on 27th July 2008
His wry, self- deprecating humour is as important as his floppy hair and English charm at ensuring he always wins the heart of his leading lady.
Now scientists have discovered the technique used by Hugh Grant’s film characters can bring the same romantic success offscreen.
Taking the mickey out of yourself works far better than clever jokes, which might be seen as boastful and put women off.
The findings were outlined by anthropologist Gil Greengross, who conducted a two-year study into the role of humour in seduction.
Grant-Roberts
Chemistry: Grant understatedly charms Roberts in Notting Hill
He discovered that the type of humour used by Hugh Grant in the film Notting Hill – in which he attempts to charm Julia Roberts with the poor contents of his fridge – works the best.
‘Many studies show that a sense of humour is sexually attractive, especially to women,’ he said.
‘But we’ve found that self-deprecating humour is the most attractive of all.
‘It is a risky form of humour because it can draw attention to one’s real faults, thereby diminishing the self-deprecator’s status in the eyes of others.
‘But based on the idea that verbal humour evolved to function as a fitness indicator, self-deprecating humour can be an especially reliable indicator, not only of general intelligence and verbal creativity, but also moral virtues such as humility.’
Grant’s bumbling character charms MacDowell in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
In Four Weddings and a Funeral, Hugh Grant’s bumbling British bachelor character charms a sexy young American played by Andie MacDowell.
In a best man’s speech, he says: ‘This is only the second time I’ve been a best man. I hope I did OK that time. The couple in question are at least still talking to me. Unfortunately, they’re not actually talking to each other.
The divorce came through a couple of months ago. But l’m assured it had absolutely nothing to do with me. Paula knew Piers had slept with her sister before I mentioned it in the speech.
‘The fact that he’d slept with her mother came as a surprise but I think was incidental to the nightmare of recrimination and violence that became their two-day marriage.’
While Americans are said to adore the British tendency towards self-deprecating humour, experts warned that problems could arise when it was used to seduce a member of the opposite sex from a different culture who might not understand it.
The report, ‘Dissing Oneself: The Sexual Attractiveness of Self-Dep-Humour’, which will be published next month in the Journal of Evolutionary Psychology, also warns that the technique should not be attempted by those who are already unpopular.
The reason why the writer of this article should be bludgeoned by a bag of dicks biblical style…read the closing sentence to the article below:
It could make ‘low-status individuals’ appear ‘more pathetic’ than they did before.
And on top of all that, he/she forgot to mention my superlative awesomeness that I possess called cock.
What Iraq War? Shrug, I’m Getting Laid.
Today’s Freeball
woke up dead
fifth time this week,
rosemary in apartment’s courtyard
reminding me of throwing up A-1 Steak Sauce,
I’ve never thrown up A-1 Steak Sauce,
but my right to do so
is a will I’m wronging
by a toggle switch tongue
switched to ON,
gardens grow with patience
fueled by my impatience-
i’m worried about indica plants
while bomb gardens wear desert costumes-
kill my peers-
uniforms already issued with death in the fabric,
kerosene soaking the stitching,
before it’s put on-
With one presidential candidate saying he’s a change magician,
other president is crippled and has a plan;
including dying before his term is over-
morose outlooks reserve tables for the good cooks-
i am merely in love,
i met a petite-figured possibility
hurricanes and fires will force us into salsa dancing
with the patience we could never claim-
August 4, 2008 at 4:26 pm
thank you. I did find my G-spot by following your instructions and then stuck a cocktail stick in it with a flag attached you know like the flags they stick on the moon when they’ve got there. That way I will always be able to find it again!