Good mawning, bishes.
If the sun were rain, I’d be such a beach bum. And the word of the day is:
Drizzle
drizzle |–driz?l| noun light rain falling in very fine drops : Birmingham will be cloudy with patchy drizzle | [in sing. ] a steady drizzle has been falling since 3 a.m. • [in sing. ] Cooking a thin stream of a liquid ingredient trickled over something. verb [ intrans. ] ( it drizzles, it is drizzling, etc.) rain lightly : it’s started to drizzle | [as adj. ] ( drizzling) the drizzling rain. • [ trans. ] Cooking cause a thin stream of (a liquid ingredient) to trickle over food : drizzle the clarified butter over the top. • [ trans. ] cause a liquid ingredient to trickle over (food) in this way : raspberries drizzled with melted chocolate. DERIVATIVES drizzly |-z(?)l–| adjective
As the sky drizzled on me this morning, I didn’t feel so lonely. I thought about how the rain has filtered itself into a light confetti of joy and contentment. Then, I think I felt you smile and think of me. Which is dangerous for someone as guarded as you have become. Just remember, when you can’t hold the matchstick between your thighs anymore, I’ll be there. When you can’t breathe without a warm arm wrapped around your petiteness, I’ll be there.
If it has anything to do with rain and hugs, I’ll be there.
If you’re that chick that has a crush on me, bugger off and find a man. I’m taken.
I’m taken by shortcomings and miscommunication that I continue to kick like a can down the alley as soul thieves wait on me behind a golden dumpster provided by God.
From The Department of “I Call Bullshit”
Wellington – Nearly one-in-three New Zealand men say they have felt pressured to have sex or did so unwillingly, according to a newspaper survey published on Sunday.
Urban men in their late 30s and early 40s were most likely to say they had been victims of unwanted advances by women, the Sunday Star- Times reported, quoting a national survey of more than 5 600 men.
The survey showed that men in their 20s were more loyal to their current partners than those in their late 30s and early 40s, an age group in which nearly one-in-four admitted having affairs.
The survey found that 29 percent of male New Zealand teenagers were virgins, a condition most changed in their early 20s when the proportion dropped to 6 percent.
The only time I unwillingly had sex is when I kept thrusting even when I got a leg cramp during the second half-hour of wild junglistic passion.
Junglistic?
Yes, that’s my original word of the day. Use sparingly.
Weather
Today,
a high of cloudy heads and clear eyes as I try to decide if I want to be conquered by a woman in this lifetime. Someone who keeps a thunderstorm in their left hand and their sense of humor is on their wrist like a trendy bracelet that you bought for fashion, but say it’s for a “cause”. I’m tired of having the sharp claws. Show me someone interesting….show me someone who isn’t waiting for my show to start because they’re too busy preparing for their own. For now, I’ll collect rain in little vials so that one day, when you see them, they will outnumber your smiles.
Tonight,
a low of dreary, but energetic, not weary because you finally gave up on all the bullshit theories and did the research on your own. If only someone would have warned you, talking to me is like walking through a hard hat zone with only a barometer and a notebook to keep yourself warm. I was 3 weeks late when I was born. Some call it lazy. Some say I just love vagina that much. When all I really want is a little rain to show up the next time we touch.
freeball
when making plans
remember the laws for wealthy
and the laws for us
they’re different
kind of like athiests spending money
that says “in god we trust”
when the only god i can find
sometimes
is in my bag of weed
or angel dust
but the hymns of my childhood
are sung by red-haired angels
who were kicked out of hell
for wearing their robes too long
and as the crowds gather around a giant crutch
the big man came out and said
i’m God and from what I’ve seen
in relation to hell
this place doesn’t need much.
